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Welcome

Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.

I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!

Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.

Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.

Enjoy!

Otis

My collection of weirdness

Will prospective first lady show her credentials?

08/07/08 10:45:35 | 0 Comments

McCain volunteers wife for topless contest

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Cindy McCain... fully clothed
Presidential hopeful John McCain has inadvertently volunteered his wife for a topless contest. The Republican candidate made the gaffe at a motorcyle rally in...

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If you go down to the woods today...

08/07/08 10:25:32 | 0 Comments

Screaming sex badgers worry cops

Thursday, August 7, 2008

'Screaming Sex Badgers' would be a good name for a band
Police in Germany launched a manhunt when people reported hearing a woman's screams in a forest - but the 'attack' turned out to be two...

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Protect your assets from projectile damage

08/06/08 05:46:58 | 0 Comments

I wonder if you have to give them back if you leave the force?

Police women get bullet-proof bras

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

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Smoking confrontation along the wrong lines...

08/06/08 04:12:23 | 0 Comments

Ciggy row woman thrown onto rail tracks

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Cigarette

A woman commuter was thrown onto a railway line today - for challenging two men who were smoking on a platform.

Lee - be careful of swerving limos

08/05/08 10:09:06 | 0 Comments

Distracting naked woman leads to car crash

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Apologies to anyone who was hoping for a stock picture of a naked lady with this article
A...

Its them mad Floridian women again...

08/05/08 10:03:32 | 1 Comments

Woman arrested over lasagne attack

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Lasagne ready meals

Lasagne: tasty treats or dangerous weapons?
A woman has been...

Prison life is not all about singing and dancing...

08/04/08 12:44:48 | 1 Comments

Dancing prisoners do the Macarena Hey, remember the jail in the Philippines where the inmates do those big choreographed dance routines to brighten up their incarceration? Sure you do. Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center. They did that version of Thriller. You basically couldn't switch on the internet this time last...

It's been a crap week for news....

08/04/08 12:40:30 | 0 Comments

A leaking loo spells death for transport chief

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Toilet

A leaking loo spells death for transport chief
A...

What we'll all be wearing this winter

08/01/08 04:31:39 | 0 Comments

Yeah, right...

All mouth and no trousersThursday, July 31, 2008 Mouth knickers

Give us a smile: A Japanese model shows off the winning outfit - of sorts - at a lingerie design contest in Beijing yesterday.

Them's the breaks

07/30/08 10:23:37 | 0 Comments

Man faces divorce after penis extension breaks during sex

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 A man is being divorced by his wife after his penis extension snapped off during sex. Doctors in Voronezh, southern Russia, had fitted the special prosthetic when Grigory Toporov, 47, told them he didn't measure up to his wife's expectations in the...

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